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[anamuan]

come on guys, not reading your flist is no excuse not to give me drabble prompts :((

・ you make me feel like i'm crawling out of my skin, pikame.
・ pretty lady, be my lady, jin/horikita maki
・ death or cake, j2 (buno puntos for anyone who gets the reference)
・ she's a bad girl, i know, kuroki meisa/kame
・ the epic battle between good (jpop) and evil (

Comments

[anamuan]

This is the worst week of my life! thinks Shige, or he would, but he can't because he's dead and it isn't true. It was the worst week of his life, up until the point that it stopped. Subsequently it became both the worst and best week of his death, both simultaniously, of course, because it was the only week of his death and he hadn't yet had any others to compare it to. So instead, Shige does the dead equivalent of thinking though, problematically, that part still seems to 'think' he's alive and suffering from a particularly bad, but not fatal week. Really it should have been the other way. No one knows to correct him though, as he's dead, and therefore unable to share his thoughts with others.

When Shige realizes that, two weeks of death later, that officially becomes the worst week of his death and he spends most of it sulking. No one notices, though, as the worms haven't gotten to him yet through the coffin, so he doesn't even have their sympathetic membranes.

The week Shige realizes that catepillars will never bother him again is the best of his admittedly short death. Catepillars don't eat dead things, see, just plants. Catepillars also don't ever spend any time underground, which means no catepillars will wander over him accidentally in the search for leafy plants. Plus, it seems that catepillars don't have enough of a brain or a soul or whatever to have an afterlife, so there aren't any dead little catepillars crowding up Shige's metaphysical space. If he could, Shige would be jumping around crowing his joy. Of course, his arms and legs and vocal chords don't work anymore, since he's dead and his body is ever-so-slowly decomposing, but Shige's gotten pretty used to death by now, so he doesn't feel particularly constrained by a purely mental celebration that basically no one else is able to witness.

One psychic who happened to be passing near the cemetary Shige was buried, though, notices the commotion as psychic energy and walks away very quickly, making sure not to look back. When he gets home, he puts a little dish of salt out by the door, and then another one by every window for purification.

[myxstorie]

Oh God, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, you have NO idea XDDD You know me and my love of crack-gore far too well XDDDD THANK YOU ♥ The psychic at the end especially made me laugh XDD Poor guy, even dead, Shige still fails.

[anamuan]

♥♥♥ i am glad you liked it XDDD the psychic was one of my favourite bits too

[sanjihan]

oh my god this was PERFECT ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! I couldn't stop grinning the whole time. I just want to, like, cuddle you right now. (I'm sorry, I'm sleepy and when that happens my normal physical restraints just wear away so... yeah.) Thanks?

[anamuan]

lololol i'm glad you enjoyed it!