friday's post: in which mostly i bitch about work

Mar 14, 2009 23:12

saturday: i seem to have a twitter. i'm not entirely sure how the thing works yet, but username is (oh so creatively) anamuan.

Dear coworker:

Honey, if you expect me to agree with you, you got another thing coming. You're too stupid to pull off pompous.

Love ♥,

Nikki

This lady in my office (not the one above, mind you), who does admin assistant type things mostly (from what i can tell) doesn't know how to make a powerpoint presentation. O.o um. isn't it kind of click, type, new slide?

should have stayed safely in your cubicle. that meeting was even more of a waste than usual. what you get for thinking 'this has to be a short meeting.

Despite now working in child support, there are people in this world i believe should have been drowned at birth. of course, i suppose you don't know who they are when they're babies.

Bean, if you keep brining me corn buns, I will cook even as your suga mama.

pizza-flavoured goldfish (crackers) smell like a box of crayons.

other people's awesome, why yes i am a bitch, wtf, someone just shoot me kthxbai, i am so weak, baito, bakanakoto, no one cares no really

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