while your fading scent just slips through my grip

[anamuan]

proving my stupid insanity once again um. there is no way in a frozen-over hell i will do this. but! i am going to try my darndest, and i need your help. prompt me? anything, everything. pairings, prompts, one-liners, situations. I make no promises to do them. but. hey. i might do yours right

Comments

[pixisticks]

I feel like you're practicing typing my new username. xD

Did you get my text message?

[anamuan]

:\\\ am not. rofl for a second i was like WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I TYPO-ED IT?

wait. what text message?

[pixisticks]

XD *pets*

The one about appendages!

[anamuan]

i. no. i don't have that text. *frown*

[pixisticks]

XD I was quoting my romance novel at you. "Oh my, what an amazing appendage!"

and then later, "Where did it go?!"

[anamuan]

dear lord. i am afraid.

[pixisticks]

:D She was talking about his penis! *helpful*

[anamuan]

oh. i was sure it was in reference to tentacles. maybe baby tentacles, so they were shy.

[pixisticks]

Nope, it was not Japanese.

[anamuan]

*dead* *shudder* DO NOT WANT.

[pixisticks]

He had chest hair, too. *nod nod*

[anamuan]

:OO wait. what is chest hair? i don't. understand.

[pixisticks]

There are these people, okay, they're kind of like aliens, and they have hair in places besides their head. They're called Americans.

[anamuan]

:ooo i um. l-like kame has leg-hair?

[pixisticks]

Like this kind of leg hair except times a lot. And on arms and chest and other places.

[anamuan]

i. that is so strange. why would it grow there?