Yamapi looked up from the minifridge to see Jin leaning against the door frame, attempting to look suave and only managing something between his stage sex-faces and his dorky 'I think I've been witty,' grin. It wasn't a pretty sight.
"I knew you picked this hotel for a reason!!! I KNEW it. You and your anglo-fetish. You do know that that movie is like 10 years old now. And you still suck at the English accent."
Jin resisted sticking his tongue out at Pi, but only because he had the perfect comeback. It was like all the movie quote gods were smiling down on him. "'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'"
Yamapi's head hit the top of the minifridge as he thought of all the many places he could have been other than motion-sick in some strange hotel with his best friend insisting on speaking in movie quotes in English, no less. Toma wouldn't have made him do this. Toma would not have spent extra on a hotel with a minibar just so he could quote My Best Friend's Wedding; Toma would have spent the extra money on decent okonomiyaki, instead of buying some craptacular ramen from the sketchiest ever hole-in-the wall restaurant. Then he wouldn't be in desperate need of beer to get the horrid aftertaste out of his mouth and the queasiness out of his stomach. Toma would have been a much smarter choice of best friend. Maybe if he called him, Toma would come and pick him up...
Yamapi turned directly into a pillow flying at his face. Jin pouted at him from the other side of the beds.
"You had that 'I need to get a new best friend,' look on your face. If you had a different best friend, who would make sure that there was a pool for you to go and pose in."
"I like swimming, you idiot. It's you who pose for all the girls in those absurd swim trunks."
"My swim trunks are awesome. You wish you had swim trunks like mine."
"No, I wish that you would leave me alone so my stomach can suffer in peace."
Jin pouted once more at Yamapi. "Pleeeease Pi? There's even a diving board, and if you are still feeling bad in 30 minutes, I swear that I'll do a belly flop off of it."
Yamapi considered for a few moments then sighed, reaching for his duffle bag. "If we had gone to the beach, we wouldn't need a swimming pool..."
"In January? You're losing it buster. Look, I even brought an extra pair of goggles just for you."
Yamapi scrutinized the goggles for a moment. "Those are the same ones you thought you had lost during our last trip, aren't they?"
Jin had the grace to look sheepish for a millisecond before he threw the goggles at Yamapi's bare abs. Yamapi caught them, but with his hair as he knelt down to grab his towel. He shrieked and ran out the door, chasing Jin down to the swimming pool.
When the hotel concierge saw two 20-somethings, one with orange and pink floral swim trunks and the other with a pair of swimming goggles flying behind his head, he silently resolved to bring his video camera the next day. He could get famous with all the weird stuff he saw on a daily basis.
I'm not really immune to your cunning ways. I'm above such things unless your come-ons involve linguistics in which case you'll probably be able to have your way with me.
Yamapi looked up from the minifridge to see Jin leaning against the door frame, attempting to look suave and only managing something between his stage sex-faces and his dorky 'I think I've been witty,' grin. It wasn't a pretty sight.
"I knew you picked this hotel for a reason!!! I KNEW it. You and your anglo-fetish. You do know that that movie is like 10 years old now. And you still suck at the English accent."
Jin resisted sticking his tongue out at Pi, but only because he had the perfect comeback. It was like all the movie quote gods were smiling down on him. "'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'"
Yamapi's head hit the top of the minifridge as he thought of all the many places he could have been other than motion-sick in some strange hotel with his best friend insisting on speaking in movie quotes in English, no less. Toma wouldn't have made him do this. Toma would not have spent extra on a hotel with a minibar just so he could quote My Best Friend's Wedding; Toma would have spent the extra money on decent okonomiyaki, instead of buying some craptacular ramen from the sketchiest ever hole-in-the wall restaurant. Then he wouldn't be in desperate need of beer to get the horrid aftertaste out of his mouth and the queasiness out of his stomach. Toma would have been a much smarter choice of best friend. Maybe if he called him, Toma would come and pick him up...
Yamapi turned directly into a pillow flying at his face. Jin pouted at him from the other side of the beds.
"You had that 'I need to get a new best friend,' look on your face. If you had a different best friend, who would make sure that there was a pool for you to go and pose in."
"I like swimming, you idiot. It's you who pose for all the girls in those absurd swim trunks."
"My swim trunks are awesome. You wish you had swim trunks like mine."
"No, I wish that you would leave me alone so my stomach can suffer in peace."
Jin pouted once more at Yamapi. "Pleeeease Pi? There's even a diving board, and if you are still feeling bad in 30 minutes, I swear that I'll do a belly flop off of it."
Yamapi considered for a few moments then sighed, reaching for his duffle bag. "If we had gone to the beach, we wouldn't need a swimming pool..."
"In January? You're losing it buster. Look, I even brought an extra pair of goggles just for you."
Yamapi scrutinized the goggles for a moment. "Those are the same ones you thought you had lost during our last trip, aren't they?"
Jin had the grace to look sheepish for a millisecond before he threw the goggles at Yamapi's bare abs. Yamapi caught them, but with his hair as he knelt down to grab his towel. He shrieked and ran out the door, chasing Jin down to the swimming pool.
When the hotel concierge saw two 20-somethings, one with orange and pink floral swim trunks and the other with a pair of swimming goggles flying behind his head, he silently resolved to bring his video camera the next day. He could get famous with all the weird stuff he saw on a daily basis.
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you are. *bows*
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And I'm sorry for throwing you off your Akame game. Surely Kame doesn't mind missing a roadtrip like that though...
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kansdjfj dying. I'm mostly easy when it comes to well written fic. I am sure that Kame was off enjoying quality time with Koki :D
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A kindred soul I see.
They were planning what to do to Jin's outfit at the next photoshoot.
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