I have a ticket for the NME Brats tour!
[EDIT] Crikey o'reilly, I just had a look at eBay and aside from some pairs of tickets going for over £100, over half the item titles mention Arctic Monkeys and Arctic Monkeys only, and they aren't even headlining!! Crazy, crazy; they're the worst band in the line-up, frankly. Ugh, I hate hysteria, and I hate that it led to me generally shitting bricks this morning whilst waiting for the ticket shop to open with some middle-aged men then getting inside to find horribly ringing phones. In fact, THIS happened:
Woman employee #1: *generally answering phones and selling NME tickets*
Woman employee #2: Stop! Stop! Stop answering the phones and selling tickets, we only got a few and I don't know how many we have left!
*deadly silence in the small shop that is filled by me and four men*
Woman employee #2: *counts* Ah, it's okay, we have eighteen left.
Everyone: *massive sigh*
So I have a single ticket as a result of spending an hour prowling around town this morning waiting for a queue to form so I could leap into it rather than just hang around like a bit of a saddo. Damn you, Alex Turner and all your 'fans'.
[AND ANOTHER THING]
congrats! you are the worst fucking indie fuck that
can ever fucking exist. you are not only better
then everyone but arent afraid to show it. your
taste is perfection and you are loved.
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