Naked Marine, the Internet loves you.

Jun 23, 2010 00:51

Dear flist and the internets at large,

Look, I figured if I can't ask for help here, where can I you know? The thing is, I want porn! Free porn. I have heard the internet is good for that. I'm sick of 5 min teaser clips that make you pay for more. I want hour long porn! Gay porn, het porn, it's all good (though I prefer gay porn) I want story and background and kissing and foreplay and touching and being loving. I also want hard core fucking and being dirty and sweaty and hot rough sex. I want bondage and rough play  and nipple torture and back alley sex. I want college boys experimenting, doctor/patient, delivery boys, pool cleaner, military kink, BDSM. Whatever. I want it all, yes pls. I want porn that has got you all hot and bothered, I want porn that you have masturbated to, I want porn that turns you on, makes you squirm.

Dear flist, and the internet, please point the way.  
I have enabled anon posting and turned off IP logging for the shyer ones amongst us, so please please, dear flist and internet, REC ME SOME PORN.

It's for the people in the dark, the death cats, the masturbators, the outcasts who have no voice, no way of saying I hate the world, my father's a faggot. Fuck you, fuck authority, I WANT AN ORGASM.

---The Runaways

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