Other funny memories
From Jan 2003:
"the biggest pet peeve to me especially today is when teachers tell people to turn off their phone when class is going on. OK i understand when people have an emergency, ok but there's a thing called vibrate or silent so other people won't be bothered with it. So ok maybe they forgot to turn the ringer off..ok that's forgivable. But then after a few more minutes their fuckin phone goes off again.What the fuck is that? And it's usually in the middle of class or like in the library when everyone is trying to study. Except like the ringer had one of those songs or what not and the person let the phone "ring the song" and the whole song about 3 times. Everyone around me was disturbed by it..well maybe a little more disturbed..more like pissed off. You know your ringer goes off, ok ANSWER it. Don't just let the fuckin phone ring it's ass off. Oh wow look! My phone is ringing. I think i will sit here like a retard and let it play because i like the song. Or they have have to sit there for a long time looking at their caller id. Ok it doesn't take that long to look at caller id. I mean unless you can't read numbers."
(Feb 2003)
"i have massive heartburn. yea i thought i would add that."
"Then friday is valentines day. wooo ha. ok i have no one to spend it with and the person that i like will be out of town so i guess i could masterbate or something..that always make me happy."
(May 2003)
"Dude I have a jelly belly. My belly doesn't look like jelly but when you poke it feels like jelly.haha"
(July 2003)
"Those nick jr cartoons in the afternoon are not really that bad. I can't believe I used to sit all day long and watch them, though I think the ones that were made back when I was a kid were actually better. The only one I do not like is that Bob the Builder guy. That one is boring. I'm starting to really like Sponge Bob though. That one is funny and entertaining."
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(Sept. 2003)
"A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of 'male face' a woman
finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire." hahaha
(Oct. 2003)
"And then here's my embarrassing story. Elliott's chick came to the party and she looked like so young. And thinking i was whispering I said to sonia, "She looks like she's 13!" and Chris and Sonia made me put my head down and elliott was like, "She said soemthing about me didn't she?" No one said anything but yeah i was embarrassed. I didn't know I was that loud."
I don't know why, but I just laughed for a long time at some of these things. Maybe it's because its late/early and everything is funny to me right now.
"the biggest pet peeve to me especially today is when teachers tell people to turn off their phone when class is going on. OK i understand when people have an emergency, ok but there's a thing called vibrate or silent so other people won't be bothered with it. So ok maybe they forgot to turn the ringer off..ok that's forgivable. But then after a few more minutes their fuckin phone goes off again.What the fuck is that? And it's usually in the middle of class or like in the library when everyone is trying to study. Except like the ringer had one of those songs or what not and the person let the phone "ring the song" and the whole song about 3 times. Everyone around me was disturbed by it..well maybe a little more disturbed..more like pissed off. You know your ringer goes off, ok ANSWER it. Don't just let the fuckin phone ring it's ass off. Oh wow look! My phone is ringing. I think i will sit here like a retard and let it play because i like the song. Or they have have to sit there for a long time looking at their caller id. Ok it doesn't take that long to look at caller id. I mean unless you can't read numbers."
(Feb 2003)
"i have massive heartburn. yea i thought i would add that."
"Then friday is valentines day. wooo ha. ok i have no one to spend it with and the person that i like will be out of town so i guess i could masterbate or something..that always make me happy."
(May 2003)
"Dude I have a jelly belly. My belly doesn't look like jelly but when you poke it feels like jelly.haha"
(July 2003)
"Those nick jr cartoons in the afternoon are not really that bad. I can't believe I used to sit all day long and watch them, though I think the ones that were made back when I was a kid were actually better. The only one I do not like is that Bob the Builder guy. That one is boring. I'm starting to really like Sponge Bob though. That one is funny and entertaining."
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html
(Sept. 2003)
"A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of 'male face' a woman
finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire." hahaha
(Oct. 2003)
"And then here's my embarrassing story. Elliott's chick came to the party and she looked like so young. And thinking i was whispering I said to sonia, "She looks like she's 13!" and Chris and Sonia made me put my head down and elliott was like, "She said soemthing about me didn't she?" No one said anything but yeah i was embarrassed. I didn't know I was that loud."
I don't know why, but I just laughed for a long time at some of these things. Maybe it's because its late/early and everything is funny to me right now.