Okay, Happy New Year and so forth with 2005. Theres alot of nuttiness about to go down this year, and I don't know about the life and death of this livejournal.
The purpose of this entry; I laughed so hard that I couldn't believe it.
The reason why this story is so much funnier, is that it involves Steve Ballmer. The CEO of Microsoft who is addicted to meth and has been on a non-stop coke binge of insanity since 1990.
Before the story some background:
This is Steve Ballmer selling Windows version 1.0
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows.php There is a better video of him at a conference yelling "Developers, Developers, Developers!, I Love this company!" All while jumping around sweating profusely.
Look it up.
Now read this article:
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20547 Prepare to laugh.