I swear, I must be the clumsiest, stupidest person ever.
Today I was coming back from Taco Bell with food and a drink in one hand walking back to my dorm, and I stop to pick up the mail from my mailbox so then I'm juggling all those papers, too. And I go to open the door to the staircase and my hands are full, of course, so I attempt to pull on the handle with my pinky. Of course, this door is a fire door, and is huge and metal and very heavy/difficult to open in a regular situation, but of course I'm thinking about tacos and totally not paying attention to my stupidity. Of course my pinky does squat to open such a massive door, and instead of pulling open the door I end up pulling open my finger. >_< I go through WAY too many band-aids. And of course, this cut is at a really odd angle on the inside of my little finger, so there is no way a band-aid will fit around it properly because my other fingers kind of get in the way, so I had to use scissors to cut off part of the sticky tape so it would fit better. Naturally I didn't realize this until the band-aid was half on, so there I am, attempting to use rather large scissors with my left hand to cut off part of a band-aid that's dangling from my right hand. I'm amazed I didn't cut myself again, in retrospect. But somehow I did it, avoided dripping blood all over my dorm as I scrambled for the band-aid, AND even ate my taco and quesadilla while they were still warm. How's THAT for talent?