BLOODY PIRATES!
VIKRAM is the winner! By like 730730 quotes.
Vikram: "I was a boy scout for one day. You know, the day we went to prison."
Sarah: "I don't know. My house is just the vessel."
Vikram: "Yes, my name soundsd like Raghunatholopous."
Vikram: "The Air France people were French to my mom."
Andrea: "I think Vikram's bipolar.... or pregnant."
Vikram: "Both are very likely."
Julie: "Whoa, I have a grape in my mouth! That was so unexpected!"
Adam: "How is Harry Potter making babies?"
Julie: "Look at my armpit, it's sweaty!"
Vikram: "Kiss me, you Semetic Stallion!" (to Mike)
Vikram: "What's that movie? The Jew movie... with the Jew?"
Vikram: "My friend's really Armenian."
[blank stares]
Vikram: "No, he's really like YAY!" [waves arms violently]
Vikram: "I'm de-lumping you!"
Sarah: [giving directions] "...towards not-Ford..."
Vikram: "When something really good happens to you, you're on..."
Emily and Andrea: "DRUGS!"
Julie: "You can go on a road or an acid..."
All: "TRIP"
Vikram: "But the bones are tender! They melt in your mouth!"
Vikram: "It only didn't fit in the trunk because of all the other people!"