just because I lose things does not make me a loser...

[analise_emue]

Dear Exacto Knife

Comments

[thechicagoan]

Maybe they are off somewhere having a lovers' tryst.

[thechicagoan]

Incidentally, "trust" and "tryst" are incredibly similar.

[kanoc]

How "Unfaithful" of them! They are destined to serve Andrea's artistic and musical whims, yet they defiantly refuse! Unacceptable...

[analise_emue]

As amusing as your theory is, I'm afraid you're wrong. I did end up finding my exacto knife, but have still not been able to locate my mp3 player. It has been gone so long now that I am tempted to consider it a casualty of college and go about acquiring a new one.

[thechicagoan]

Maybe it was a one-night stand. If your pencil sharpener starts showing in a few months, you'll know you've got yourself an mp3 PLAYA on your hands!

[analise_emue]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hey now. Don't be judging my lost mp3 player. What'd it ever do to you, eh?

[thechicagoan]

Oh, I'm not judging, I'm congratulatory! I wish my lonely little virgin ipod could be as pimped out as your mp3 playa.

[analise_emue]

Well, call me a playa hata, but I'd rather have your virgin ipod. Much more dependable, I'd say. I want a music storage system that will be home by curfew so it'll be there when I need it.

[thechicagoan]

I guess I'd just like to think my ipod is ridin' dirty, to balance the fact that I'm just too white 'n nerdy.