Last Weekend Pt. 3
After we got back to the house and our room, M was beat and quickly fell asleep. Everyone else in the house was asleep too, it was like 4:30 AM. Because of the E, I was still wide awake. I don't know how the fuck anyone else fell asleep. Anyway, I was so fucked up I didn't even realize I shouldn't be horny anymore, having just jerked off on M's fat ass a little while ago, and went searching for some fucked up shit to do.
When I'm wasted my real deviant side comes out and I like to try some weird shit. On this specific occasion, I really felt like sticking something up my ass. Specifically, I wanted to give myself an enema.
Our room was just of our host's parents'master bath, so, naked, I went poking around in there, hoping to find a Fleet disposable enema or something. Why the fuck I thought they might have one I don't know, or what exactly I was planning to do with the bottle and packaging when I was done, I couldn't tell you. As I've pointed out, I was fucked up. No surprise, my search came up empty.
I considered using a Poland Spring water bottle, but ultimately decided against it. I'd have to settle for just sticking something solid up my shithole. I surveyed the contents of the bathroom and ultimately settled on the handle of the toilet brush. It was one of the plastic, ridged grips, which intrigued me, and it was a manageable size. Plus, it seemed fun to use something that will sit right out in the open and be unwittingly handled by someone else in the future.
I found some hand lotion, smeared a little on the handle, bent my knees some, and slid that sucker right up there. I've never stuck anything up my ass while on E before, but I definitely will again. It felt amazing. It was such an effortless penetration and my suspicions were right, the ridges and size were perfect. I'm considering getting a similar brush myself to use in the future, nothing else seems as appealing now.
Since I had just gotten off and I was on drugs, it took me a long time to jerk myself to climax while working this toilet brush in and out of my asshole. I just stood there over the toilet, fucking it in and out for a while. It felt really fucking good. At one point I pulled it all the way out and took a look at it. There was a hole that ran through the handle sideways near the top, and some shit had gotten stuck in and around it. I was tempted to stick it in my mouth, just to be really fucking nasty, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Oddly enough, this had more to do with the hand lotion than the shit. If it had been girlpoo I'm sure I would have.
Instead of sucking it, I just stuffed it back up my ass and eventually managed to jerk some come out of my cock. I cleaned everything up really well and went back to bed. At last I was satisfied and able to get some sleep.
When I'm wasted my real deviant side comes out and I like to try some weird shit. On this specific occasion, I really felt like sticking something up my ass. Specifically, I wanted to give myself an enema.
Our room was just of our host's parents'master bath, so, naked, I went poking around in there, hoping to find a Fleet disposable enema or something. Why the fuck I thought they might have one I don't know, or what exactly I was planning to do with the bottle and packaging when I was done, I couldn't tell you. As I've pointed out, I was fucked up. No surprise, my search came up empty.
I considered using a Poland Spring water bottle, but ultimately decided against it. I'd have to settle for just sticking something solid up my shithole. I surveyed the contents of the bathroom and ultimately settled on the handle of the toilet brush. It was one of the plastic, ridged grips, which intrigued me, and it was a manageable size. Plus, it seemed fun to use something that will sit right out in the open and be unwittingly handled by someone else in the future.
I found some hand lotion, smeared a little on the handle, bent my knees some, and slid that sucker right up there. I've never stuck anything up my ass while on E before, but I definitely will again. It felt amazing. It was such an effortless penetration and my suspicions were right, the ridges and size were perfect. I'm considering getting a similar brush myself to use in the future, nothing else seems as appealing now.
Since I had just gotten off and I was on drugs, it took me a long time to jerk myself to climax while working this toilet brush in and out of my asshole. I just stood there over the toilet, fucking it in and out for a while. It felt really fucking good. At one point I pulled it all the way out and took a look at it. There was a hole that ran through the handle sideways near the top, and some shit had gotten stuck in and around it. I was tempted to stick it in my mouth, just to be really fucking nasty, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Oddly enough, this had more to do with the hand lotion than the shit. If it had been girlpoo I'm sure I would have.
Instead of sucking it, I just stuffed it back up my ass and eventually managed to jerk some come out of my cock. I cleaned everything up really well and went back to bed. At last I was satisfied and able to get some sleep.