Ten Stages of My Weight Gain
1. Wonder if clothes are shrinking
2. Realize that they aren’t
3. Wear dresses everyday because all pants and shorts don’t fit anymore
4. Have difficulty walking longer distances
5. Get mistaken for a pregnant lady and offered a seat at the MRT
4. Promise to diet and exercise
6. Break promise to diet and exercise
7. Start borrowing mom’s clothes
8. Miss wearing old nice clothes that don’t fit anymore (which now include some dresses)
9. Start stealing mom’s clothes
10. Accidentally destroy furniture
2. Realize that they aren’t
3. Wear dresses everyday because all pants and shorts don’t fit anymore
4. Have difficulty walking longer distances
5. Get mistaken for a pregnant lady and offered a seat at the MRT
4. Promise to diet and exercise
6. Break promise to diet and exercise
7. Start borrowing mom’s clothes
8. Miss wearing old nice clothes that don’t fit anymore (which now include some dresses)
9. Start stealing mom’s clothes
10. Accidentally destroy furniture