What kind of Chicago friends do you want
I got this in an email from my sister in law. A twist on the whole friends thing. It made me think of my birthday party LOL
NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught peeing or puking.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen,and set up rally points and an Enter & Exit route.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun."
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Cry with you.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and will leave them alone.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
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NORTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
SOUTHSIDE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you (and probably already have!)
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