What would you say to your sixteen year old self if you could go back at this point in your life?
"Keep walking, Kiddo--it only gets weirder and more wonderful as time goes by."
"Someone, someday, WILL love you. A LOT. And more than once."
"Don't get married just because you want a baby. It's the dumbest reason in the world."
"You really will get to do a lot of the things you want to do, and will probably end up doing a lot of things you don't want to do as well. That's just the way it works."
"Fifty isn't old."
"Be kinder to people--but kick ass, too."
"It's OK to be a snob."
"Get better shoes--you're ruining your feet with those you've got on."
"You will not believe how unimportant this is."
"Don't worry--your life will be better than you can possibly imagine. One day, you'll laugh when you think of the things you're praying for now--because what you actually get is so much more amazing."
"Don't be afraid to tell people you love them. It's a lot more awful to think that they never knew."