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[anaguraruler]

You know, you bastards, it's kind of hard to guard the circus when PEOPLE ARE THROWING FOOD AT ME!

I don't want to play your stupid little food fight game except that I do, I've got more important things to do damnit, and--

NOW I SMELL LIKE LEMON MERINGUE!

Comments

[rouge_knight]

It's not a bad smell at least. Some people might even like it.

[anaguraruler]

Would you really take me seriously in a fight if I smelled like a pie, Kyle?

[rouge_knight]

I'll have to get back to you on that one since I've never fought anyone who smelled like pie before. But I bet it's a nice change from sweaty men in armor.

[anaguraruler]

Well, I'd be happy to give you another taste sometime.

Sans the lemony fresh goodness, of course.

[rouge_knight]

Sounds like a fun time to me.

And as long as it's not stinky old men in heavy armor, I'm not going to complain.