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Jan 24, 2006 16:15

God I hate working out. I've only been doing it regularly for two days, but already I want to cut my head off and keep it in one of those preservation bubble things from Futurama so I don't have to worry about a body anymore. I suppose I could just convince myself that by not working out I'm refusing to conform to a fascist standard of beauty, and watching tv and eating chili-cheese fritos until my ass triples in size is a politcal statement...but, dammit, I'm not very good at self-deception. Best to keep to what's good for me. :p hehe.

Creepy Weather Observation: Right now there are at least 25 robins hopping around the yard in front of Heffernan digging for worms. It's January 24th. I should be happy that spring has come early, but the fact that it's this early kind of freaks me out. Assesment: either global warming definitely exists, or El Nino's trendy again.

You Are Smoked Salmon Pate Soda

Tasting like fish ain't so bad!
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

This is so perfect...everyone here calls me Fish Chips. :D
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