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andrew's political outlook
name: team right
official name: conservative party of canada
leader: stephen harper
positives: real men vote conservative. furthermore, economy > human rights.
negatives: suffer from delusions which make them say, unabashedly, "i can't wait until that socially inept stephen harper is prime minister." think that the canadian population will actually trust anyone who wants to get this country back to the old days of the 1950s. (side note: the 1950s were characterised by sputnik crisis, korean war, unprecedented juvenile delinquency and the twilight zone.)
name: team left
official name: new democratic party
leader: jack layton
positives: jack layton is biiiiiiiig pimpin'. jay-z takes note. their women wear no bras. leftists tend to be nice people.
negatives: don't shower, sometimes slackjawed. prefer marijuana to high-powered schedule I drugs. eat granola. hide under the notion of human rights from getting the fucking job done. they provide little to the economy by avoiding haircuts, alberta beef and sports utility vehicles. the world runs on money and combustible fossil fuels, fuckers.
name: team centre
official name: liberal party of canada
leader: paul martin
positives: get rich or their party dies tryin'. big it up gomerizzley. have ran the country for most of the history. got us a constitution act.
negatives: got us a constitution act in 19-fuckin'82. really sneaky bitches who are really team left without a platform. rightists have no platform, so its truly a balance of the left and right.
name: team wtflolzzzzzzz!
official name: bloc québecois
leader: gilles duceppes
positives: oh man...invented poutine, i guess?
negatives: referendums are something to do in cold quebec winters. if you vote for them, its like diet voting, zero calories, zero sugar and zero chance of ever leading this nation.
name: team right
official name: conservative party of canada
leader: stephen harper
positives: real men vote conservative. furthermore, economy > human rights.
negatives: suffer from delusions which make them say, unabashedly, "i can't wait until that socially inept stephen harper is prime minister." think that the canadian population will actually trust anyone who wants to get this country back to the old days of the 1950s. (side note: the 1950s were characterised by sputnik crisis, korean war, unprecedented juvenile delinquency and the twilight zone.)
name: team left
official name: new democratic party
leader: jack layton
positives: jack layton is biiiiiiiig pimpin'. jay-z takes note. their women wear no bras. leftists tend to be nice people.
negatives: don't shower, sometimes slackjawed. prefer marijuana to high-powered schedule I drugs. eat granola. hide under the notion of human rights from getting the fucking job done. they provide little to the economy by avoiding haircuts, alberta beef and sports utility vehicles. the world runs on money and combustible fossil fuels, fuckers.
name: team centre
official name: liberal party of canada
leader: paul martin
positives: get rich or their party dies tryin'. big it up gomerizzley. have ran the country for most of the history. got us a constitution act.
negatives: got us a constitution act in 19-fuckin'82. really sneaky bitches who are really team left without a platform. rightists have no platform, so its truly a balance of the left and right.
name: team wtflolzzzzzzz!
official name: bloc québecois
leader: gilles duceppes
positives: oh man...invented poutine, i guess?
negatives: referendums are something to do in cold quebec winters. if you vote for them, its like diet voting, zero calories, zero sugar and zero chance of ever leading this nation.