Who the fuck says: "An apple a day ..."?
I want to meet that person and stab him/her in the eye with a piece of Organic Fuji. Specifically the Organic Fuji that is sitting in my refrigerator at this very moment. Stupid produce.
Also, I need to make a mental note that I should not drink water that has been sitting in a refrigerator for over 4 days. Also, beverages should not be drunk out of said refrigerator because of its age, note that this refrigerator is approximately 54 years old. This gives you an idea of what it looks like. I am sure that there are chemicals and elements contained with that beast that could probably turn lead into gold if I decided to dismantle it. Also, I'm pretty sure that there are materials contained in it that should only be approached with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
This all leads me to losing all of my energy for the day within 20 minutes of arriving at Sheldon. So I stick the day out (I needed to meet the students that I would be controlling for a full chapter) and then promptly went home to power nap. Oh let me extol the benefits of the power nap! I felt remarkably more healthy and energetic, though not to my full potential, and I thought: "My, I could go and make 4 hours worth of money today!" So off I went.
While at work, I take some vitamins, drank a vitamin water, and then promptly need to go screaming towards the nearest bathroom (which by the way is approximately too far) and proceeded to loose it not once, not twice, but three times. Now I was just covered in my own, hmm, how to call it, ick. Luckily I'm wearing my trusty Oregon hoodie, so I can take that off, but Lo! All I have underneath is an undershirt. Mmmm tight shirts on me. :P
I then get the mess taken care of by facilities. Ooh I would never wish that job on anyone. And now I'm sitting at work with my undershirt on, and trying to get out of working. But no! I have 2 hours in a full service desk so I have to find someone to cover my shift, cause honestly a staff member puking on patrons is better than no staff person at all. Right? Right??!!
Fuck it all. I need to write lessons, don't have the drive. I need to change, don't have the clothes. I want to watch Heroes tonight, but I doubt I'll be up that late. I need to do homework, but have never bought the book, and sure as hell I'm not buying it now.
Happy Monday people.
Also, I need to make a mental note that I should not drink water that has been sitting in a refrigerator for over 4 days. Also, beverages should not be drunk out of said refrigerator because of its age, note that this refrigerator is approximately 54 years old. This gives you an idea of what it looks like. I am sure that there are chemicals and elements contained with that beast that could probably turn lead into gold if I decided to dismantle it. Also, I'm pretty sure that there are materials contained in it that should only be approached with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
This all leads me to losing all of my energy for the day within 20 minutes of arriving at Sheldon. So I stick the day out (I needed to meet the students that I would be controlling for a full chapter) and then promptly went home to power nap. Oh let me extol the benefits of the power nap! I felt remarkably more healthy and energetic, though not to my full potential, and I thought: "My, I could go and make 4 hours worth of money today!" So off I went.
While at work, I take some vitamins, drank a vitamin water, and then promptly need to go screaming towards the nearest bathroom (which by the way is approximately too far) and proceeded to loose it not once, not twice, but three times. Now I was just covered in my own, hmm, how to call it, ick. Luckily I'm wearing my trusty Oregon hoodie, so I can take that off, but Lo! All I have underneath is an undershirt. Mmmm tight shirts on me. :P
I then get the mess taken care of by facilities. Ooh I would never wish that job on anyone. And now I'm sitting at work with my undershirt on, and trying to get out of working. But no! I have 2 hours in a full service desk so I have to find someone to cover my shift, cause honestly a staff member puking on patrons is better than no staff person at all. Right? Right??!!
Fuck it all. I need to write lessons, don't have the drive. I need to change, don't have the clothes. I want to watch Heroes tonight, but I doubt I'll be up that late. I need to do homework, but have never bought the book, and sure as hell I'm not buying it now.
Happy Monday people.