Today's
Qwantz is pretty hilarious.
This morning, I gave Peter a frilly heart I fashioned from tissue paper and curly ribbons. Inside: a lump of coal. Or rather, a hunk of chocolate-covered peanuts. For Peter is, sadly, a Valentine's curmudgeon. Lucky for him he's also squishy and adorable.
In other news, I watched X this weekend, and I'm convinced that Malcolm X started the whole sexy-nerd-in-glasses thing. I now rank El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz up there with Kierkegaard, Achilles and Sherlock Holmes in imaginary attractiveness.
ETA:
Sweet. 8 wheels and 0-50 in 4 seconds, baby. I would buy if it had a cooler name, like "La Cucaracha".