All right, NeoGenesis - I like to think I'm an incredibly patient and forgiving lady, but the day has finally come where I have reached my limit. I am henceforth officially putting all of you in this lovely city on notice.
I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS ABOMINABLE ENSEMBLE EVER AGAIN.
There have been five - I counted! - FIVE of you in my shop this week wearing this fashion disaster, and I can no longer tolerate this assault on my fair eyes. I will no longer be quiet about it!
LEGGINGS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE for any of the following:
• trousers
• jeans
• skirts
• etc.
In point of fact, I don't understand how leggings should even be seen outside of a dance recital of some sort. There is a time and a place and a proper way to wear all sorts of fashions, but leggings, I'm afraid, have a very limited range, which should NEVER include being worn solo out in public.
Everyone, please, I implore you - STOP wearing this utter atrocity or I will be forced to take drastic measures!