[Phone] Baby I'd leave you for the person you used to be

[anachronize]

Comments

[deferential]

What is it? Do you require my assistance in moving bodies to the Ministry? Honestly, you should call one of the other workers and not me.

[anachronize]

You haven't been by to see me yet, William dearest.

[deferential]

I had to handle bringing a body to the Ministry. The paperwork involved was troublesome.

[anachronize]

I've been waiting for a whole week, Will! It isn't nice to keep a lady waiting.

[deferential]

Do you need my presence for something?

[anachronize]

Well, now I don't know if I even want to ask, since you're being so unspeakably cruel to me.

[deferential]

Fine. Call me when something important occurs in Terra.

[anachronize]

Will! You're not funny - this is important!

[deferential]

Then, spit it out.

[anachronize]

Well, you probably haven't heard about it, but there's a very important event this weekend.

[deferential]

And?

[anachronize]

It's on Wednesday night, actually. The Princess is hosting a party, and she's invited me, and it's very important I attend!

[deferential]

Are you calling me simply to gloat, because I do not have the time for this nonsense.

[anachronize]

Of course not, Will! Oh, you're not listening to me at all! I can't very well show up unaccompanied, now, can I?

[deferential]

And why would I be your escort? If you are at this party, who is going to tend to the other souls in this city?

[anachronize]

You and I are not the entirety of the dispatch office and you know it, William.