Rain mixed with dirk makes muc, which mixed with a phone makes it dead

[manservantwhat]

I think this is something that Gaius's books really should warn about more than things like warts.

I have tried everything. SERIOUSLY, EVERYTHING! Tried everything to make it START WORKING AGAIN.

I DON'T WANT TO USE THE PINK PHONE!

And am fully convinced that this was all a cruel ploy by our pratly beloved crown prince to MAKE ME.

Comments

[number1knight]

Sorry Merlin. I've taken a look, but all hope was pretty much lost when you tried turning it on while it was still wet. The circuitry is as good as fried, I'm afraid.

Might I suggest:

[manservantwhat]

...That's a case for the pink one. That covers the case.

I think you may just be my favorite person of the moment.

[number1knight]

Let's just keep it on the down low from the Prince? He's already annoyed with me since I managed to land a hit in training...does he seem distracted lately to you?

[manservantwhat]

Nooo? Well, maybe a bit. But I can do that. I'm good at secrets!

[number1knight]

Good. Just, uh, don't take your phone out around him if you can help it. And if he does see it, please, please keep my name out of it, no matter what?

[manservantwhat]

Sure thing. And really! It's to keep me from breaking such a nice present, isn't it??

[number1knight]

Well, it is a rather nice phone isn't it? Don't worry about the color too much though. The lads know - real men wear pink.

[manservantwhat]

EXACTLY. Though. I'm not actually going to wear pink, it just gives Arthur more to torment about.

[number1knight]

Ah, yeah. Actual pink might be a bit much. Though isn't that your job? To keep the Prince occupied so we can get work done?

[manservantwhat]

Not by being his own personal jester! I keep things tidy, I don't juggle.

Well. I try on the tidy part, at least.