Apr 03, 2009 15:42
Stranger: hi bb
You: what is this strange meaningless letter conbination you are assaulting me with?
You: qqqqq
You: how does it feel?
Stranger: it means baby
Stranger: now lets cyber
Stranger: im 57 year old man
Stranger: i like little boys
Stranger: ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY?
You: oh well mine means quantumqualityquantaniumquota
Stranger: good4u
You: i have a donkey
You: he is riding you hard
Stranger: ASL?
You: you bleed to death
You: haha
Stranger: lets cyber11
You: ok
Stranger: U GO FIRST!!
You: i'm a 1 year old learning to crawl
Stranger: hawt
You: wanna change my diaper?
Stranger: im a 8 incher
Stranger: NO GROCE
You: you are short are you a midget?
You: or a fetus?
Stranger: nice one im an 8 incher in ma pants
You: omg you should go to the toilet for that
You: and what did you eat last night?
Stranger: LOL
You: sheeeeeesh
Stranger: i have a vagina too
You: i have 3
Stranger: mommy said i was spechul
Stranger: im lucky to have dick and a vag because i get the best of both worlds
Stranger: like hannah montana
You: or michael j fox
Stranger: TALK
You: poo poo
Stranger: how old are you bb?
You: i have a vagina that connects to my nostrils its that long
You: i can inhale and queef out my vag
Stranger: I DONT LYK VAGINAS TY VERY MUCH
Stranger: ONLY THE P33N
Stranger: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.