the imigration this is such bullshit, the government and all those gay ass people behind it are just racsist. you dont see them covering up canadas borders
once they learn english they arent so shifty... got this in my email today:
Why shouldn’t you hit a Mexican riding a bike? The bike is probably yours.
Why doesn't Mexico have summer Olympics? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is already in the U.S.
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"
What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A bench can support a family
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
Why shouldn’t you hit a Mexican riding a bike? The bike is probably yours.
Why doesn't Mexico have summer Olympics? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is already in the U.S.
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"
What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A bench can support a family
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
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