SGA fic: Distracting (Lorne/Parrish; R)

[ana_grrl]

Title: Distracting
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish (Parrish/tree?)
Rating: R (I guess)
Summary: No way was Parrish going to want to leave the forest any time soon.
Notes: ozsaur said, "If you can't write Lorne smut, why not write Parrish fucking a tree?" And then she was all encouraging about the Lorne quasi-smut.

Comments

[bkwyrm]

Hanging out with anthropologists - hee!
And that's lovely quasi-smut....maybe next time, Parrish can lick Lorne to check his subspecies.

[emma_in_oz]

Ooooh, please, I want Parrish licking Lorne as well as the tree!

[ana_grrl]

Such a hot, hot mental image, really. And Lorne works hard, he does his job - he deserves to get licked!

[ana_grrl]

Damn those anthropologists, corrupting his language! :)

maybe next time, Parrish can lick Lorne to check his subspecies

Ooooh, hot mental image I'm getting now...(what is Lorne's subspecies? Maybe Militarus practicali?)

Thank you!

[adafrog]

heee! Poor Lorne!

[ana_grrl]

Sometimes his job is torture (sometimes literally, even...)! Thank you for reading this :D

[jakisbishlygay]

OMG!! Why are you torturing Lorne like that?!

You are evil! Evil! Evil! Evil!!

*sighs* I love you.

[ana_grrl]

It's Parrish who is being the tease!

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[melagan]

Tree porn....it could happen. *vbg*

Lorne is never going to last another 7 hours...

[ana_grrl]

Lorne is never going to last another 7 hours.

He is strong! He will survive (although he doesn't have that song going on in his head. Honestly).

Thank you :D

[ana_grrl]

When I posted this, I totally knew what icon I wanted to use. Because Lorne is writing about this on lantisjournal later, you know he is (under an anon, of course).

I'm so glad you like this! Thank you for reading it :D

[ana_grrl]

User: antsinmypants
In: pegasus_encounters
Subj: Re: Tree-Hugging

Wow, wow! That's a hot little snippet there, footballnstuff. I don't think I believe a word of it, but it was a nice break from work. Now I think I'll go take a shower.

Shit! Unauthorised incoming wormhole!