teh weekend
I know it's a little late, but here goes.
Friday after work I was pooped. Really. I went eat Chinese with Mrs. Nell, Michelle, Max, & Xander. I wanted to just go home and sleep. While we were there, Rusty called for me on his mom's phone. He wanted to let me know that only 1/2 of RDB would be playing that night. He begged me to go. I really wanted to, especially to just get out for some "me" time. I called up Lacie Jo the Ho, and she was good to go. I went home and hung out with Nadia for a while. Then I fed her and got her in her pj's and headed over to Nell's. By the time I got there she was out so I didn't feel too bad leaving her. Lacie Jo and I braced ourselves for the night, we were unprepared for what we experienced...
1.) Rusty and Ted: I missed the old days of seeing RDB. Due to a certain RDB groupie tagging along to every show (hmm, insecure anyone?), I have not attended a show since before I had Nadia. Those guys are super-talented even though the lame daiquiri shop crowd had no clue what was going on as usual. I made a request, "Hey, Joe" by Hendrix, and Rusty even dedicated a few songs to Lacie Jo and I and Nadia. Pretty cool!
2.) Curtis/Nectar: Stop me if you've heard this one before. Totally drunk guy comes up to two ladies in a daiquiri shop. He has a flower tucked behind one ear. He put the moves on the ladies by talking about his nectar. When brushed off, he scampers away doing the down-the-bayou-gettit-dude hop. Nectar -- that's the punchline. Ah, guess you had to be there.
3.) Wheelchair Man: There is this guy in a wheelchair. He came up to me and tried to make a toast with me with his drink and my bottle of water. I totally didn't understand what he wanted and tried to pour him some water. Yeah, go me. THEN, I thought my luvah, Lacie Jo, was caressing my upper butt crack. NO, it was wheelchair man! Go figure, I get approached by one man all night, and it's wheelchair man! Lacie Jo reprimanded him, and we took off to Premiums to escape. He was all like, "Hey, where you going?" We just aimed for the door. I know it's mean, but Lacie Jo and I laughed all the way to the back. I kept thinking about him trying to catch up to us and getting his wheelchair stuck in a pot hole. I'm sorry.
I'll write more fun stuff later. I just was informed that I can leave a half-hour early. Sweet.
Friday after work I was pooped. Really. I went eat Chinese with Mrs. Nell, Michelle, Max, & Xander. I wanted to just go home and sleep. While we were there, Rusty called for me on his mom's phone. He wanted to let me know that only 1/2 of RDB would be playing that night. He begged me to go. I really wanted to, especially to just get out for some "me" time. I called up Lacie Jo the Ho, and she was good to go. I went home and hung out with Nadia for a while. Then I fed her and got her in her pj's and headed over to Nell's. By the time I got there she was out so I didn't feel too bad leaving her. Lacie Jo and I braced ourselves for the night, we were unprepared for what we experienced...
1.) Rusty and Ted: I missed the old days of seeing RDB. Due to a certain RDB groupie tagging along to every show (hmm, insecure anyone?), I have not attended a show since before I had Nadia. Those guys are super-talented even though the lame daiquiri shop crowd had no clue what was going on as usual. I made a request, "Hey, Joe" by Hendrix, and Rusty even dedicated a few songs to Lacie Jo and I and Nadia. Pretty cool!
2.) Curtis/Nectar: Stop me if you've heard this one before. Totally drunk guy comes up to two ladies in a daiquiri shop. He has a flower tucked behind one ear. He put the moves on the ladies by talking about his nectar. When brushed off, he scampers away doing the down-the-bayou-gettit-dude hop. Nectar -- that's the punchline. Ah, guess you had to be there.
3.) Wheelchair Man: There is this guy in a wheelchair. He came up to me and tried to make a toast with me with his drink and my bottle of water. I totally didn't understand what he wanted and tried to pour him some water. Yeah, go me. THEN, I thought my luvah, Lacie Jo, was caressing my upper butt crack. NO, it was wheelchair man! Go figure, I get approached by one man all night, and it's wheelchair man! Lacie Jo reprimanded him, and we took off to Premiums to escape. He was all like, "Hey, where you going?" We just aimed for the door. I know it's mean, but Lacie Jo and I laughed all the way to the back. I kept thinking about him trying to catch up to us and getting his wheelchair stuck in a pot hole. I'm sorry.
I'll write more fun stuff later. I just was informed that I can leave a half-hour early. Sweet.