Ack!

[ana_grrl]

Quick - I'm really stressed out and drinking delicious vodka to compensate! Now is the time to prompt me with those cracky ficlet prompts you've always wanted me to write never wanted me to write. Quick! Before the vodka metabolizes.

EDIT: SG-1, Cameron & Daniel role-playing in a sexual harassment seminar for oxoniensis

SGA/NCIS crossover, Gibbs/Alien ship

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[oxoniensis]

Lorne, sleepwalking off-world.

Or Daniel and Cameron role-playing for a sexual harassment seminar. *g*

Whichever takes your fancy!

[ana_grrl]

Your prompts give me great joy

[oxoniensis]

And your ficlet makes me wonderfully happy! Glee - that's even funnier than I'd imagined it could be.

You really do bring the best crack!

[ana_grrl]

Yay! Thanks for the prompt :D

[oxoniensis]

Hope you'll feel less stressed soon! *hugs*

[ana_grrl]

Thanks :D

[ana_grrl]

Have you been dreaming of this very moment?

*

"Oh, it's not a conventional relationship," Tony explained, years later, when called to NCIS headquarters to account for his actions. And they hadn't really been his actions, either, but that's the way it goes sometimes with life. And Gibbs. And fighting crime in space while living in a sentient, overly romantic spaceship. "Might I just put an emphasis on the 'ship' in relationship, there."

He'd explained it before, but these NCIS probies were denseIt was always a little disturbing when Gibbs stated he needed to 'spend some time with ship. DiNozzo, get out.' It wasn't that Tony was jealous, but sometimes he wondered. What they did together. Because the ship purred the whole time they were alone on the bridge, and maybe it was a little disconcerting

[slw2004]

*giggle* Voyeuristic ships? Lol. Love the last line of this! You are so good and off the cuff crackfic!

[ana_grrl]

MK and I have previously emailed each other about Gibbs/Alien ship love (...although right now, I can't remember how it got started), and I promised her that one day I'd drink vodka and write it. I'm glad you liked it :D

[gigerisgod]

Teal'c and Cameron stuck in the mud or mud-wrestling.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

[ana_grrl]

"This," Cameron said, "is not my idea of saving the galaxy." Generally, his idea of saving the galaxy involved a lot less mud in places he's never wanted mud to be

[gigerisgod]

How do you write such short, perfect pieces on the fly like this? I am so squishy happy that I asked for this.

[ana_grrl]

How do you write such short, perfect pieces on the fly like this?

Vodka!

Thank you!

[bookaddict43]

yay! hope I'm not too late of asking for the impossible!!

Jayne/Kaylee space walk

[ana_grrl]

Damn it! I am now sober :(

Erm. Okay how about -

"Talkin' to you is like goin' on a gorram space walk," Jayne mutters, poking her in the side.

"You drunk?" 'Cause sometimes he don't seem to be, but it turns out he is. Jayne's real good at holding his liquor, and Kaylee ain't sure if that's a thing to admire or what. "Also, quit pokin' me like that."

"Skin's soft," he says, doing it again, and Kaylee figures if he ain't drunk, he's acting stupid and asking for a wrench to come down on them pokey fingers. Hard.

"Yep. Space-walk."

Don't make any sense. "How's that?"

He grins at her. "'Cause if I take off my helmet, I ain't gonna be able to breath no more."

Yep. Drunk, or maybe real stupid, them are the only two explanations. Kaylee ain't sure which one would be better. "You're a jackass." But she grins.

[slw2004]

Oh my god that is so cute!

[ana_grrl]

*g* Thanks!