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[ana_grrl]

So, I subscribed to the cuteoverload LJ feed, and while I have to admit that the pictures do a lot for my blood pressure (World Peace Through Cute Overload, yo), I have this horrible fear that I'll end up writing fic where - oh, say Jayne/Simon turn into gerbils or something and spend a lot of time making cozy nests and being carried around in

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[executrix]

When I was trying to make the Four Hamsters of the Apocalypse manip, I naturally downloaded pictures of hamsters. I have one with a machine gun and one in a karategi with a nunchuk. Just to point out that it isn't an either/or thing.

[ana_grrl]

AAAAHHHHH. Very crazy!

...but the question is - would they be on cute overload?

[reve_lucide]

and being carried around in Kaylee's overalls pocket, looking cute and smushy and fuzzy.
Oh my gods, no! Don't do it! Please! Because then I'll have to read it and it's just ... NO!

[executrix]

"You see, River?" the Shepherd said patiently, taking off his stole and closing the book with the Ritual of Exorcism. "This is why we don't experiment with black magic."

"No pellets, no foul," River said mutinously. "They enjoyed the warmth. And continued transmigration might have provided access to celebrities whose homes could be burgled."

Although Kaylee's coveralls were well-made, they were not strong enough to survive the sudden transformation of the pair of gerbils in the pocket to a surgeon and a large-scale mercenary. Kaylee fell backward as they tumbled out. Simon curled up, with one arm covering his lap and the other his crimsoned face. Jayne stood up and stretched.

"See?" he said. "That's why I never kiss 'em on the snout."

[ana_grrl]

Hee! I love the visual of Jayne and Simon tumbling out of the overalls! Poor Kaylee. Oh, River, always causing the difficulties! This is great!

[executrix]

If, for reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, two of your shipmates have turned into gerbils...the juncture of your pocket and your coveralls probably won't stand up to the exploration.

[ana_grrl]

Damnit, I can't believe you're done already! I haven't even really started!

Me either. Here's the thing - they're all short, and also, apparently I've been waiting my whole life to work on the theme of supersecret project.

I am, however, still waiting in hopes that you will write Lorne!Otter/Parrish!Otter!

Oh, cripes. I might have to write that. In a tiny ficlet kind of way.

Ronon and Rodney?

OMG, yes. Just. Yes. Also, it totally works for Teal'c and Cameron too. With Ronon and Rodney, it's totally, "God, that's it, enough working and let's get back to the 'jumper, shut up McKay, it's what's good for you." With Teal'c and Cameron it's "I'm totally chill here, Teal'c buddy, no need to carry me - okay, whatever, if that's what you want I can go with it."

[ana_grrl]

I am totally normal! I swear to god.

Otter's deserve a few words if they hold hands! Even if it's just a ficlet!

Agreed.

Rodney/Cam has just given up because Ronon/Teal'c cannot be over-ruled.

I know, I know! It's a perfect and awesome for the pairings.

[xx_squish_xx]

Jayne/Simon turn into gerbils or something and spend a lot of time making cozy nests and being carried around in Kaylee's overalls pocket, looking cute and smushy and fuzzy

Yes, please. *see icon for visual prompt* :)

Also, Bunlantis. Hilarious and I don't even watch the show!

Plus, I'm pretty sure you could easily find a weapons kink comm. But I'd rather read the fic and hope it is Jayne/Simon!

[xx_squish_xx]

And I see that you've already done it! Excellent ficlet. But I am wanting more.

Perhaps I shall have to join the cute overload comm...

[ana_grrl]

LOL. Thanks!

Also, the cuteoverload feeds are insanely cute. Most of the time. Sometimes I don't find them so cute, but sometimes? OMFG, cute.

[ana_grrl]

Yes, please. *see icon for visual prompt*

ACK! More cute prompts. Brain = fuzzy overload!

Also, Bunlantis. Hilarious and I don't even watch the show!

They are galaxy exploring bunnies! IT WOULD BE THE BEST (WORST) SHOW EVER.

[glimmerite]

What? Do you want pictures of guns? Cause I could find you lots, lol!

[ana_grrl]

LOL! No, no thank you! ;)

[glimmerite]

Ha ha ha! Well, if ya ever need some ya know who to ask, lol!

[ana_grrl]

What, do you have a secret gun collection? Or do you knit guns??

I love your icon!