I never know what to get people for their birthdays

[an_only_tree]

Title: Coordinates
Rating: Er... you better be an adult. It's smut, OK? Whatever rating people use for smut these days.
Summary: They fuck in Manchester a lot.

Believe it or not, this was inspired by a Stewart Downing interview.

Comments

[anaile20gh]

YOU WRITE SMUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
YOU WRITE SMUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
YOU ACTUALLY USED THE WORDS DICK AND COCK AND WRITE SMUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
YOU INCLUDED KLOPP!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY INCLUDED KLOPP!!!!
YOU USED ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!! ICE CUBEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE STEVIE RAMMED HARD INTO XABI'S ASS AN ICE CUBE!! ICE CUBE!!!...I still don't believe you did it!!

I read this like three times already and I'm still in awe because...YOU INCLUDED KLOPP...and you know what he makes to my heart!!! There aren’t even that many eyewitnesses just now, most of his fellow reporters starting to cluster in the opposite corner of the press area getting ready to have a good, long, sticky wank over every one of Jürgen Klopp’s uproarious guffaws.... OHMIGODBECAUSEIT'STRUE!!!!!

His tongue flickers down lower over a small scab on Xabi’s neck and he bites it open, making the cut sting again, filling his mouth with a metal-edged saltiness as Xabi keens against him and his vision whites out. OHMIGODYESHURTTHATFUCKER!!!!!!!! They hurt each other, how beautiful is that???????

Xabi needs a few deep breaths before he can even attempt to sputter some clever line about improvisation because come on… this is slightly ridiculous when you look at the technicalities; his body is clenching around Stevie’s warm fingers and a rapidly melting piece of ice… Jesus fucking Christ! Later, when he can think at all and has time to process it, it’ll make so much sense though. Stevie fucks like he plays. STEVIE FUCKS LIKE HE PLAYS IS GOING TO BE ATTACHED FOREVER IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!! Along with the ice cube thingy!! ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUWROTETHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There'll be another hotel room somewhere, eventually, and it doesn't make them good people and it doesn't make anything better, but so be it. They used to do guilt and shame and self-loathing (the last one had always been more of Stevie’s domain, but still). Not anymore Now this sounds good to make a Serie...Encounters in the Hotel Room after Midnight...Lyon's Part...whatever...

Now my serious comment...NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...what the hell querida?? This was perfect...perfect smut...it suit them. No room for sweetness, of gentleness...fuck that, they don't want that. It's so wrong and they know it, sex is their way for punishment each other. Perfect!!!

IFUCKINGLOVETHISSOFUCKINGMUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gracias querida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[an_only_tree]

YOU INCLUDED KLOPP!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY INCLUDED KLOPP!!!!

Just in case someone clicks on comments first to open the link and reads them before they actually read the story... I did NOT in fact write Klopp into a threesome. I did NOT write Klopp!smut. The only way he's being written into smut is with an embarrassing self-insert-type Mary Sue (or two). S/X can fuck off with their telenovela and leave Klopp to US.

STEVIE FUCKS LIKE HE PLAYS IS GOING TO BE ATTACHED FOREVER IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!!

You know I write things that are at least partially true...