hahahaha, Breaking Dawn
I have about a thousand things to do but the Breaking Dawn spoilers are too wonderful to tear myself away from. If you haven't heard them, they are so hilariously bad I cannot do justice to them.
(links are all spoilers, obvs)
The basics, more painfully glorious spoilers, and what is probably my favorite post complete with stick-figure comic.
In sum, "SMeyer's had four books so far in which to learn How Not to Write, yet she still managed to send this meteor of fail crashing to Earth, where it will leave a vast smoking crater of tears and rage and lulz."
(links are all spoilers, obvs)
The basics, more painfully glorious spoilers, and what is probably my favorite post complete with stick-figure comic.
In sum, "SMeyer's had four books so far in which to learn How Not to Write, yet she still managed to send this meteor of fail crashing to Earth, where it will leave a vast smoking crater of tears and rage and lulz."