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comment_fic and this prompt: HIMYM, Gang, They all suit up except Barney
"Barney, I can't believe you're not going to wear one!"
"Uh, Ted, do I LOOK like I belong in one of those suits?"
"But, Barney, we're ALL wearing them!" Lily argued.
"Yes, yes, you are."
"It's for a good cause, Barney...suit up." Robin said flatly.
"No thank you."
"Barney," Marshall started, "everyone is counting on us to do this."
"You four are doing it. That's plenty."
"Barney! All of us!"
"Again, no thank you."
"But, Barney," Lily said sadly, "I thought we'd all agreed!"
"YOU all agreed. I merely stood by and watched when you did."
"Fine," Ted said suddenly. "But, you are MISSING out! This is going to be so much fun!"
"Yeah!" Robin agreed.
"I'm sure," Barney nodded. "Before you head off, how about a picture? You know, for the kids." He pulled out a camera and snapped a shot of the four friends. "You know Ted, I think your nose is on crooked."
Ted glared at Barney and fixed his red nose. "Let's go clowns," he said, and opened the door. The four clowns filed through the door and Barney waved.
"Bye Bozos!" He grinned and closed the door.