Bleach random "IFO" scene
Ichigo, shinigami team on earth + helper humans, Urahara, Isshin, Ryuuken
Ichigo led the others inside. "I don't think my father's here. We can probably - " He stopped short.
Isshin was sitting there at the table with Urahara and a strange man wearing glasses. He beamed. "Hi son!"
Ichigo looked back and forth between Urahara and his father, not bothering to hide his surprise and confusion. "Old man, what the hell is going on here? How do you know him?" he asked, looking to Urahara. "And who is that?"
"Now, now, Kurosaki-kun," Urahara told him, smirking lightly, "no need to get so worked up. We were only having a friendly chat. Surely you have no problem with the idle prattle of three boring old men?"
The orange-haired boy clenched his teeth. "Urahara-san..."
Isshin gasped. "You know him, Ichigo? How exciting! I met him today in his quaint little shop, and we hit it off immediately."
The other man looked at him with narrowed eyes. He then turned his attention to Ichigo. "I am correct in assuming that you are Kurosaki's son?"
Still unsure about him, Ichigo merely nodded. Behind him, Ishida sighed. "Kurosaki-kun, you can trust him. He's... Ishida Ryuuken. My father."
"Yes." The man - Ryuuken - seemed less than happy to see his son. "And here you are as well, Uryuu, blantanly disobeying me once again."
Wanting to avoid a scene between the two Ishida men, Ichigo cleared his throat. "Um... right. Anyway Dad, these are some of my... friends." He gestured to the group of shinigami behind him. "If you need me, we'll be in my room."
He started to walk off, but Hitsugaya stopped him. "Wait a minute, Kurosaki." He looked over the three men intently. "I think there's something more going on here."
"What? Toushirou, that's ridiculous."
"It's Hitsugaya-tai - " Matsumoto bumped him. He let out a faint snarl. "Nevermind."
"Indeed," Urahara said, agreeing with Ichigo, "It's... ridiculous." But then he turned his eyes to Isshin. "That is, of course, unless there's a little something that some of us here don't know."
"Oi," Renji said churlishly, out of patience, "Why don't you tell us what's up, Urahara. If you're involved it's probably not straightforward anyway. And why're you getting these two guys involved?"
"Involved?" Isshin blinked innocently. "What's going on? Is this some sort of crazy plot?"
Ichigo stepped forward, eager - as his father knew he would be - to offer a cover story. "No! It's a... project. For school." He looked down with a scowl, scratching the back of his head.