For Purposes of Her Own

Jun 26, 2007 01:20

-A list of all the disclaimers I've used for "ICOE":

Disclaimer: In the event of a plane crash, your YuGiOh can be used as a flotation device.

Disclaimer: All exits to the yugioh are located in the rear.

Disclaimer: Please remain seated until the yugioh has come to a complete stop.

Disclaimer: Pull the string on the right side, and your yugioh will deploy.

Disclaimer: In the event of spontaneous combustion, please make certain your yugioh is in a secure location.

Disclaimer: Always tighten your yugioh until you hear the click.

Disclaimer: When being chased by a pack of wild animals, a strategically thrown yugioh will often distract them.

Disclaimer: Contents under pressure. Keep your yugioh away from high temperatures and open flame.

Disclaimer: Side effects may vary. Consult your doctor before taking yugioh if you're pregnant or have liver or kidney problems.

Disclaimer: Do not store within reach of small children. If any part of the yugioh is consumed, contact a poison control center immediately.

Disclaimer: This yugioh is for external use only.

Disclaimer: Yugioh is to be used only by a trained professional.

Disclaimer: If you have a yugioh lasting longer than four hours, please contact your doctor immediately.

Disclaimer: This yugioh is not available in any store, and all purchases are nonrefundable.

Disclaimer: Coming soon to a theatre near you! This yugioh may not be suitable for all audiences; parental discretion advised.

Disclaimer: Side effects may include headache, nausea, and yugioh.

Disclaimer: Do not use near water. Warn children of the risk of yugioh by electric shock.

Disclaimer: Always look both ways before crossing the yugioh.

Disclaimer: To insure the safety of this yugioh, never press the red button.

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-ILB

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