Harry Potter very short one-shot
Lupin/Tonks
"So," Sirius said casually, regarding Remus with veiled curiosity, "is my cousin a good shag?"
"Sirius," the other man chided gently, "I don't think Tonks would appreciate you insinuating something like that. Nor do I really think she'd appreciate you talking about her sex life."
"Insinuating? Me?
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Hey wait can Tonks change more than just her face and hair? I mean could she change things like her height or boobs or something? Heh I think that'd be an interesting power to have if she could. I'm sure she could keep Remus happy. I wonder if Remus would secertly have a thing for large ones. Ohh that'd be a funny fic, him trying to ask her if she can change the size of her boobs, it'd probably be out of character by nature, but hey it would still be worth a good laugh. But what would the british call their boobs? Do they use the word boobs or would they just say something like chest? Hmm that's interesting. Zach might know, he is quite knowledgeable of other cultures.
Ohh by the way I was correct a piano has 88 keys, funny story on how I guessed that. It's from Ed, Edd, and Eddy when they pretend to do this cruise thing and Eddy had Edd play some little thing he calls Edd 88 fingers Edd or something. Also I vaguely remember a movie calling a good pinao player 88 fingers someting, I think it was an old movie, but I'm not sure. Well actually that's most modern pianos. The old ones have only 85 so that they only have 7 octaves, but the newer ones have a minor 3rd added on. I think some manufacturers will go further, some make 8 octave pianos and what not. Ohh cool thing about it sometimes they have the keys hidden under a little hinged lid thing so that it doesn't mess with people who aren't used to them, and other times they just revers the colers making the keys that are supposed to be white black and vice versa.... Why does wikipedia have to be so addictive? It intimidates me with it's stores of information.
Ohh dear I fear I've managed to ramble on a bit. Well good day my fair lass. Geez I'm a bit nuts right now, maybe I should find something constructive to do with this energy. I do think I spyed another story. *scuttles off to read*
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