The Twelve Days of Christmas
for an_aprilmorning:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
4minutedrivebyA lock of Dr. Phil’s hair2nd
therunningA falcon trained to gouge eyes out3rd
tomorrowscryA rock tumbler4th
imthe1whocriesA book of all of the swear words in every language5th
4minutedrivebyA shiny new nickel6th
vacca_foeda_X-ray glasses7th
takewhatihaveA wardrobe containing the whole of Narnia8th
asbloodfallsSome gloves that they stole from a homeless person9th
ohmaybe_laterA faux fur fedora10th
therunningA long distance calling card which expired in 199811th
xgoodpeoplexHemorrhoid Cream12th
ohmaybe_laterTheir business card
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