Definitions

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Title: Definitions
Rating: PG
Type: Gen (implied het, implied slash)
Characters: Holmes, Watson, Mary, Adler
Warnings: Random
Spoilers: Vague for the movie and books
Word count: 73
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters and am making no money off of them.
Summary: Sherlock Holmes (SHUR-lahk HOLMZ) -noun
Definitions

Sherlock Holmes (SHUR-lahk HOLMZ)-noun

1. brilliant, if odd, private detective
2. insufferable know-it-all
3. opium addict
4. husband thief

Dr John Watson (JAHN WAT-suhn)-noun

1. doctor
2. assistant, see: sidekick
3. killjoy

Mary Watson, nee Morstan (MAIR-ree WAT-suhn, knee MORE-stan) -noun

1. Mrs John Watson
2. former governess
3. Watson thief

Irene Aldler (IE-reen AD-lur)-noun

1. the woman
2. blackmailer
3. serial monogamist
4. thief of jewels, hearts and detectives