Corner of Soy

[amythinksso]

When one finds oneself in a corner
Under a bed from Mars
Should one attempt to escape the corner?
At the risk of catching SARS?

When one finds oneself in a corner
Does one feel wonderous joy?
Or does one feel, in the corner,
As if one should eat some soy?

'Cause soy you know is good for you
it makes your bones grow strong.
Which is useful, in the corner
You know I can't be wrong

The soy grows well in the corner
'neath the beds of Mars
Tend well your soy in the corner,
Give up your obsession with cars.

This my friend is the secret
To a long and prosperous life
So when one finds oneself in the corner,
Forget about ones wife!

'Cause wives you know are bad for you,
not like the marvelous soy
And spend your time in the corner, 
eating soy, with wonderous joy!

Amy Dutton