Title: “Schmapocrypha”
Format: Double Dactyl
Word Count: 29
Notes: For Stephen. This is possibly the most absurd thing I've written to date, and is based on the prize-winning second stanza of my iTunes shuffle poem.
Higgledy-Piggledy
Two jungle lovers were
Called on by angels to
Finish God's deed:
“Lo, through Earth's core thou must
Hypertenaciously
Venture and fetch Him a
Pink plastic steed.”