My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.
WET MATT KEESLAR IN A SKINTIGHT WETSUIT. I always knew this show would kill me one day.
Anyway, this would have been a Gratuitous New Icon post, but I have just decided that this show, The Middleman, CANNOT DIE. It is too awesome. Matt Keeslar is too cool. And hot. (I'm sure he'll find another job, but I the guy was born to be a badass but adorable superhero who doesn't wear tights. It just fits him like a SKINTIGHT WETSUIT.) And the scripts are just too hilarious and cheesy and silly and subversive. And it CANNOT DIE.
So I come to you, friends of mine, for help. There's a campaign now to save the show from what looks like inevitable cancellation from criminally low ratings. Please please please go to www.abcfamily.com and leave a note saying how awesome you think The Middleman is and you can't wait 'til it comes to your place of residence (or, if you live in the US, that you enjoy it legally, unlike myself). Or if you can, follow the bouncing chaodai and look at this post. I'm sending out my M&M care package in a few days. Please help save my sanity and join in.
ART CRAWL!