Stephenie Meyer...
...FAILS AT LIFE.
Breaking Dawn is the shittiest piece of shit that ever shat. Is she serious?!?!?!?! I think she owes her fans refunds. I've read fanfic written by 11-year-old tards on fanfic.net that was 100000000000x better than this shiteous piece of "literature".
Rumor has it, she wrote a parody called Breaking Down for her publisher and that it was full of things her fans would hate. Ummm, can I have a copy of *THAT*, cause I'm pretty sure it'd PWN the real thing.
God, I'm so pissed at her. I feel so ripped off. I have half a mind to burn my copy & mail it to that assbag.
And seriously, what's with her pedophilia kink? First Quil & Claire, now Jacob & The Loch Ness monster. She's one sick bitch. Maybe she can take the $$$ she STOLE from her fans & get herself some professional help.
I feel really sorry for Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Esme, Carlisle & Rose for having to be a part of that shit parade. They were great characters & deserved better.
Bella, Edward, Jacob & The Loch Ness Monster can go fuck themselves. So can Meyer. I'm *done* with her.
And the media with its constant "Harry who?" shit the past few weeks...they can go fuck themselves, too. Stephenie Meyer wishes she had .000000000000000000000000001% of the talent JKR has in her pinky finger.
/rant
Breaking Dawn is the shittiest piece of shit that ever shat. Is she serious?!?!?!?! I think she owes her fans refunds. I've read fanfic written by 11-year-old tards on fanfic.net that was 100000000000x better than this shiteous piece of "literature".
Rumor has it, she wrote a parody called Breaking Down for her publisher and that it was full of things her fans would hate. Ummm, can I have a copy of *THAT*, cause I'm pretty sure it'd PWN the real thing.
God, I'm so pissed at her. I feel so ripped off. I have half a mind to burn my copy & mail it to that assbag.
And seriously, what's with her pedophilia kink? First Quil & Claire, now Jacob & The Loch Ness monster. She's one sick bitch. Maybe she can take the $$$ she STOLE from her fans & get herself some professional help.
I feel really sorry for Jasper, Emmett, Alice, Esme, Carlisle & Rose for having to be a part of that shit parade. They were great characters & deserved better.
Bella, Edward, Jacob & The Loch Ness Monster can go fuck themselves. So can Meyer. I'm *done* with her.
And the media with its constant "Harry who?" shit the past few weeks...they can go fuck themselves, too. Stephenie Meyer wishes she had .000000000000000000000000001% of the talent JKR has in her pinky finger.
/rant