Lame joke Friday! Halloween Edition!
I'm excited for Halloween, how about you? I don't dress up or anything, but it's my favorite holiday because of all the TV shows about hauntings & the scary stories. Be prepared for lots of Halloween-themed posts over the next few weeks ;)
Here, have some groan-worthy Halloween jokes.
1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
4. Why do witches fly on brooms?
5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
10. Who does Dracula get mail from?
11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
12. Why do witches wear name tags?
1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon Bone-apart.
3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence.
4. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.
5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?
Romeo & Ghouliet.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
Frostbite.
10. Who does Dracula get mail from?
His fang club.
11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
12. Why do witches wear name tags?
So that they can tell witch is which!
Post your jokes in the comments! Funny macros & gifs are always welcome, too. They don't have to be lame *OR* Halloween-related.
Here, have some groan-worthy Halloween jokes.
1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
4. Why do witches fly on brooms?
5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
10. Who does Dracula get mail from?
11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
12. Why do witches wear name tags?
1. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
2. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon Bone-apart.
3. What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence.
4. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.
5. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
7. What's a monster's favourite Shakespearean play?
Romeo & Ghouliet.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
Frostbite.
10. Who does Dracula get mail from?
His fang club.
11. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
12. Why do witches wear name tags?
So that they can tell witch is which!
Post your jokes in the comments! Funny macros & gifs are always welcome, too. They don't have to be lame *OR* Halloween-related.