Title: Sugar Daddy
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Smut, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: This fic is inspired by the song Whatever You Like sang by T.I. Please make sure you listen to the song before you start reading!
Summary: Jaejoong's habit to over-shop and get into debt lands him in the need for a sugar daddy. Afterall, how could such a flawless, fragile, and sexy thing like him pay for debt and future necessities? But as Yoochun fails to find him a suitable sugar daddy, Jaejoong spots his ideal lover: a hot, sexy, and cunning sugar daddy by the name of Jung Yunho. But what happens when Jaejoong actually falls in love with his sugar daddy?
He was running out of money for shopping and his job at the bakery was just not enough. He needed the money, and he was in distress. he had no choice but to confront Yoochun, his best friend, about his problem.
"What you need is... a sugar daddy," Yoochun said.
"A sugar daddy?"
"Yes babe, a sugar daddy. You know, one who would buy anything you want and do anything for you, in exchange for sex."
"SEX?!"
Jaejoong shuddered. He's wanted by everybody, so finding a sugar daddy would not be impossible. He just wasn't sure about the sex part.
Across the street was an LV shop, and he just wanted the bag OH SO BAD... He needed a sugar daddy.. He needed one soon. As soon as possible. He hesitated before continuing to speak.
"So where can I find this sugar daddy?"
"You go to a club, dance your way to his focus, and seduce him. The next morning, KA-CHING!"
"Ahh... I get it..."
"This actually sounds interesting..."
So that night, Yoochun took Jaejoong into a nightclub, where Jaejoong danced his ass off on the dancefloor, meanwhile both men and women watched him in awe. Max, the owner, had agreed to let Yoochun feature his Jaejoong out for half profit.
"Am I good Yoochun?" Jaejoong asked, panting as he gulps down the glass of wine Yoochun hands him.
"Very good, look at them stare at you Jae."
Jaejoong stared at the bunch of men, some winked at him, others drooling, and the more reserved ones simply stare back at him in wanton desire.
"Ew... I can't believe those are the sugar daddies."
"Not all of them are. Only some of them might be sugar daddies. We just need to find the perfect one for you," Yoochun said, his eyes glinting with the desire to squeeze some money ouf ot each of the men.
"Well Jaejoong baby, I'm gonna be in a room, talking to those men, see if I can find the perfect sugar daddy for you."
"Alright, do I go home now?"
"No way sugarbabe! You need to be with me in that room, smiling and seducing them the moment they walk inside my office."
Jaejoong could see the danger in Yoochun's voice. His eyes were too evil... too evil! But nevertheless, Jaejoong followed him into the room. Behind him, he glanced back and he could see Yoochun waving his hand, signaling for the guys to come in.
"Ew Chunnie! Why the hell are they so old?"
"That's what sugar daddies are. They're oldddddd," Yoochun said, pulling out his iPhone. He quickly browsed through Wikipedia to find the definition of a sugar daddy.
Sugar daddy is a slang term for a rich man who offers money or gifts to a less rich younger person, usually female, in return for companionship or sexual favours.
"In this case, you're a male, but you can be even more seductive than girls Jaejoong. I can see the potential in you."
"Potential to hook a sugar daddy?"
"Yes, I can see your potential in becoming a sugarbabe. But Jaejoong, remember this, once you find a sugar daddy, you must squeeze as much money as you can out of him. Sharing is caring, and since I cared for you so much, you wouldn't mind sharing some of those ching chings with me eh?"
"Of course not! Once I find a sugar daddy, you'd be lucky you didn't ask me to share him with you."
"Nah babe, I don't roll that way."
Approximately twenty guys came in the
room, thinking that Jaejoong was the nightclub's featured babe. Oh gosh, Jaejoong thought, those guys are so old and disgusting and perverted! How would he ever find the right one?
The first guy came in, he talked to Yoochun, the sugar daddy business person, and walked away with an upset face. Jaejoong was never good at doing business, so he sat next to Yoochun, trying his best to put up a smile with everyone who participated in their business.