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On Wednesday, mai was extremely bored after star testing, and she started an "association story."
READ OR DIE! <3333 Enjoy!
Why am I wearing shorts?
By Mai, Amy, Tara, and David
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Egyptian princess named Mai.
She lived happily in a castle until one day…
She was outside on her balcony giving an inspirational speech, with throngs of people fathered around her. Suddenly, they heard a courier’s trumpet blow. The thongs of people RUSHED towards the sound, for it was the AMAZXING and RAVISHING PRINCESS TARA FROM INDIA!
Tara from India then changed her name to Dalang by request form her hubby, Tarang III. Mai welcomed Dalang into her castle, and Dala suddenly shrieked! It was Prince Amy from Yugoslavia!
Prince Amy from Yugoslavia was actually a princess in disguise. She decided to show off her pe3t slave, DT. DT made all of them coffee and afternoon lunch. However, it tasted extremely gross!
DT was actually Prince David Tang from the Asian subcontinent. Amy had married him and when he lost her ring, like Merchant of Venice’s Bassanio, she made him her slave.
Dala the Indian Princess DIVORCED her hubby Tarang for reasons we shall not mention there. Then she and Princess Mai took a walk when SUDDENLY, Mai broke down in tears and confessed her SECRET LOVE AFFAIR with DT! Princess Dala, shocked by this scandal went to confront ST from Asia…
As Dala approached DT, a spaceship from Nebulon 700T came and beamed DT abroad their ship. DT was brainwashed into thinking he was King Speedo of Arabia, and they returned him to Earth as a woman.
When DT returned to Earth, he was struck by Cupid’s arrow, and he fell madly in love with Prince Tarang. How unfortunate for Prince Tarang, since he was running for his life away from Princess Dala and the mafia. However, the compassionate Aphrodite felt sympathy for DT, and thus blessed Prince Tarang with love powder, and he fell in love with DT. When Mai found out, she was heartbroken, and thus she formed the Triple Entente with Dala and Amy to seek all their revenge.
And as we know, the beautiful princesses went to destroy DT and Tarang. DT and Tarang found refuge in San Francisco, where their kind was quite common. Suddenly, DT’s brother, WT (Wesley), came in telling Amy that he loved her. Dumbstruck, that someone actually loved her, Amy eloped with WT and the Triple Entente becomes the Double Entente.
However, there were many problems within the Double Entente… Dala had way too many suitors asking her for her hand in marriage to death with. Suitors such as Orlando bloom, Shane West, and Chad Michael Murray sought after her, and Princess Mai was getting pretty jealous. So she went up to Prince Tarang with a proposition. “ I know you hate Princess Dala for leaving you, so how about we assassinate her.” Tarang agreed since he was still secretly in love with her and would rather see her dead than with other men. So in the middle of the night, Tarang stole out of DT’s bed ^_~ with his automatic rifle in his hand… and headed to the Royal Garden where Diego Luna was feeding her grapes…
As Tarang neared Dala’s bed, he got too horny. He jumped into the bed only to find that Kelvin, Joseph, and Dala were in the same bed! O_O! Tarang suddenly fell in love with Joseph. Joseph, however, would rather prance around in his pink Speedo than sleep with Tarang. So Amy started rapping, and DT and Joseph starting ballroom dancing. Suddenly YET ANOTHER space ship arrived. This time, it was from Fendizzle Land, and Okonkwo was demanding YAMS from earth.
Mai felt left betrayed, and she presented Okonkwo with copious amounts of yam in return for an adventure in space. DT, Joseph, Amy and their guru, Princess Tom of Argentina, went back on the Nebulon 700 and decided to chase Mai since they had nothing better to do. On Earth, WT was heartbroken from Amy’s escapade, and he chose the lead casket and became Dala’s hubby. Okonkwo wanted more slaves to work on his farm, and Mai suggested Tarang. However, Tarang was locked up in a secret dungeon in Tom’s castle because Tom wanted to keep Tarang for himself. Thus, Okonkwo and Mai went back to earth, and the Nebulon 700 crew followed. However, the crew was brainwashed, yet again! David became Speedo Queen of Flyland, and Joseph became the overseer of all yam farms. Amy eloped with some random guy, and the couple lived happily ever after, undisturbed by the complex love-polygon.
