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I like shopping and clothes. Almost everything I buy, whether it's my phone, my bedsheets, nail polish - I check to see if it comes in pink first. I like drinking to the point that I'm swooning and giggling over everything you say. I like to blast pop music from my car and Hello Kitty is my interior decorator. I get short of breath whenever Victoria's Secret has their semi annual sale and I have lipgloss in every light color imaginable. I love Abercrombie and American Eagle. I take forever to get ready, even just for the supermarket, and if my stylist cuts my bangs out of my face, I'm in a bad mood for at least two weeks. I love Lindsay Lohan because I honestly think I'd be just like her if I were thrown into Hollywood. The tanner I am in the summer, the more confident I am. I'm air headed and ditzy and sometimes go into a panic wondering where my cell phone is, while I'm talking on it. I think dirt is gross and the idea of camping in the woods with no heat and no outlet for my hair straightener makes me want to scream. If in the mood, I can be a prissy money throwing latte sipping CUNT.
I'm also intelligent. I spend hours researching religions and cultures for fun. I enjoy the History Channel. I enjoy topics such as Columbine and the Salem Witch Trials. Sometimes I listen to Razed In Black and Velvet Acid Christ. I love political debates. Offensive and morbid jokes are my favorite. The older the movie is, the more I like it. I have extremely strong feelings for gay rights and other movements. Jackie Kennedy is my idea of the perfect woman. I try to be aware of the major -and some minor- issues going on in the world. I'm disappointed that my iron level is always too low for me to donate blood and I love to volunteer for good causes.
I wish more people could accept all sides of me and not just one at a time.
I'm also intelligent. I spend hours researching religions and cultures for fun. I enjoy the History Channel. I enjoy topics such as Columbine and the Salem Witch Trials. Sometimes I listen to Razed In Black and Velvet Acid Christ. I love political debates. Offensive and morbid jokes are my favorite. The older the movie is, the more I like it. I have extremely strong feelings for gay rights and other movements. Jackie Kennedy is my idea of the perfect woman. I try to be aware of the major -and some minor- issues going on in the world. I'm disappointed that my iron level is always too low for me to donate blood and I love to volunteer for good causes.
I wish more people could accept all sides of me and not just one at a time.