The Dog Can Now Jump on the Couch, and Other Horrifying Events in My Life

Aug 13, 2014 17:07

The 4 pound devil has found a springboard to launch herself onto the couch, and, from there, the bed.  *Dundundundaaaa*.

I have obtained a 5 TB hard drive.  May the obsessive collecting and backing up commence.

My sister is pregnant.  There is nothing more frightening than this fact.  The baby is a jumper, too, according to the sonogram technician.  I'd be much happier if we didn't share the house.

My betta fish, Sashimi, committed suicide last night.  I know what you're thinking--'a fish can't commit suicide'--but I tell you, this one did.  I was cleaning his acquarium and had put him in a sealed, lidded cup with a hole at the top for the air to circulate.  An hour later, while we were waiting for the water to settle, I discovered him on the floor.  The cup was still exactly where and how I had left it.  He had jumped out through the tiny hole.  He was still alive when I found him, and I got him back in water immediately, but he was in bad condition, and didn't survive the day.  I have sent him to be with the other fishes in the sea. :-,( .

My shoulders are really stiff.  We assume its from David, but its hard to tell.  We're certain with Sarah, but I've never bothered to get an X-Ray done.  I am not 100% sure that I want to know my unique pattern of fractures.

We're training our fourth receptionist this summer.  I feel like a broken record.

I reread a series from my childhood that I had really loved, called "The Seventh Tower" by Garth Nix.  I enjoyed it a lot during the reread, and am happy I spent the money to rebuy it (since I had since purged it from my room.)

I have started to write a musical because of a pop song.  This happens a lot, though.  I hear any type of song, a video forms, and sometimes a huge plotline that requires extensive love and affection.  They never get finished or go anywhere.

The dog just catapulted herself onto my lap.

This is going to be a problem.

Time for a nap.

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