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Watch out, mundo, Dora the Explorer is growing up, whoreing up, and she's coming for you!
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2009/03/06/2009-03-06_dora_the_explorer_dolls_get_controversia.html
Okay, so I guess when they started skanking up the My Little Ponies and Strawberry Shortcake, I should have expected this. But seriously-- Can't you idiot toy manufacturers come up with some new ideas instead of just sullying a bunch of old ones?
Also, I am pretty sure that Dora will get her ass kicked when she moves to the Barrio and starts trying to get all of her amigos to EXPLORE with her. Where are we going? THE RUN-DOWN CRACKHOUSE! Where are we going? RUN-DOWN CRACKHOUSE!