Know what would make me happy right now? Being abandoned in Antarctica in a tank top and wet socks and while listening to polka music and reading "Learn To Spell Alot Of Words."
Because ALL of that would be preferable to running into the ex-boyfriend. Some of you will remember him, for simplicity's sake, I'll describe him as the bastard who cheated on me with two other girls for over a year. And I'm just too stupid to figure that one out. Anyway, we haven't spoken since we broke up, and when I came up to him, he tried to talk to me. He told me all about his new girl and how he was happy I let him get on with his life. WTF? Yeah.
willa__ford has been hired as my hitman.
Anyway, I had to vent. Maybe I will post about the good parts of my day another time. Maybe not.