I found a job in New York...
New York New York Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, that is! Finally after two nerve-wracking, soul-testing weeks of endless job searching (I got my car on the 9th and it already has 500 miles), I have landed me a job. I am America Restaurant's new fantabulous hostess (with the mostest, of course*). It may not seem like much to y'all, but considering I've been unemployed for almost two months, believe me, I am more than relieved. No more thinking negative thoughts about my talent and all that crap. I will finally have the money to buy an awesome sewing machine (my heavy upholstery vynil has been yearning to be used for a long time now).
I feel happy. Very.
* For millenia much discussion has been debated about what are hostesses the mostest of. Ancient scholars believe it is attitude, others allude it to resourcefulness... Me? I think it's HOTAWESOMENESS.