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[amy_de_ratted]

Well, I found a teleportation spell that I thought could get me back to San Francisco. It looked easy enough, but I figured I'd better try it out first on something that wasn't me. Just to be safe, since I've never actually done anything like this before. So I decided to teleport the spell book from the living room to the bedroom.

*picks soggy pieces of paper out of garbage disposal*

Apparently, not so easy after all.

Think I'll just see about getting a bus ticket or something.